She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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