Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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