Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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