There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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