Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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