Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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