i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
