i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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