No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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