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Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The air taste purple.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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