hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She's the barista slut.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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