I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sorry about my life...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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