ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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