Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
love makes seman taste better
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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