I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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