What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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