Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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