The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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