Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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