Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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