grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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