OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I touched a dick in church today
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I did not marry a roomba.
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