There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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