Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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