Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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