Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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