Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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