I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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