Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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