Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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