My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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