I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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