I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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