So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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