didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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