we're chasing vodka with high fives
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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