And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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