Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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