I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
