Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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