Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Help. Why am I so naked?
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