Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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