Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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