how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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