Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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