That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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