just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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