Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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