i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
why do cheetos always look like penises
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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