Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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