what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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