but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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