sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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