But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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