If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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