My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
