I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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