Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
